i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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