I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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