Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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