Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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