Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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