He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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