Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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