part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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