TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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