Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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