last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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