Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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