i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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