if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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