Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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