dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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