quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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