She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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