I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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