Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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