some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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