it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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