glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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