it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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