Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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