obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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