honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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