Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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