i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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