i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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