WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I FOUND THE LEGS
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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