I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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