New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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