This girl is more easily done than said...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Randomize
