Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
where are my eyebrows?
tell me about the fingering
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