Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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