Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
