Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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