babies were throwing up all over the place
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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