Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
