Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Randomize
