her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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