We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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