are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My feet surprised me
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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