I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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