TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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