TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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