We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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