He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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