sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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