I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Do vagina's smell?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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