I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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