god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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