Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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