Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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