Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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