i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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