So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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